The 8 funniest holiday T-shirts you can buy on Amazon

Feeling rushed by the Christmas season this year and need a little extra cheer?

There’s plenty of time to two-day Amazon Prime ship one of these hilarious (but suitable for public wear) Christmas T-shirts to your home before the New Year.

For The Homebody

When you really don’t feel like dragging yourself out on errands or to work, you could at least be wearing this shirt. The “I Just Want To Drink Eggnog, Wrap Presents and Watch Christmas Movies” long-sleeved T-shirt ($19.99) comes in four colors. It’s also good to put on when your kids are acting up: think silent resistance.

For The Cocktail Lover

This Christmas Funny Letters Print Baseball T-shirt ($17.99) with alternate lyrics to “Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town” will result in chuckles — and maybe an offer of eggnog.

For Your Sardonic Teen

Your teenager may be bah-humbug about participating in much of your holiday plans, but he or she shouldn’t have any problems sporting this Funny Gingerbread Men Christmas T-shirt ($21.99) to the next family function.

For “Game of Thrones” Fans

The HBO TV show may not have ended as many fans hoped. Yet this Santa Candy Cane Throne T-shirt ($19.99) will leave “GoT” watchers with nothing but merry memories.

For The Coffee Addict

If you were first in line for that seasonal latte, you might especially love this “I Run on Coffee and Christmas Cheer” Funny T-shirt ($17.99) long-sleeved top. Good for caffeinated caroling, mailing out stacks of holiday cards and coping with early riser children.

For Geeky Guys And Gals

It’s Ho cubed. Get it? Ho ho ho! Grab this subtle, clever Ho3 Cubed Christmas Math Teacher Funny Gift ($18.93) for your nerdy family member or yourself.

For Grinch Fans

It’s not RBF. It’s RGF: Resting Grinch Face from CreateMyTee ($9.99-18.99)! Perfect for fans of this grumpy cartoon character.

For “Christmas Vacation” Fans

Real aficionados of “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” may have their Todd and Margo and “You serious, Clark?” T-shirts? But do they have their “Jelly of the Month Club”($13.99-17.34) ones? It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

Which of these shirts gives you the Christmas jollies?