19 hilarious tweets about coffee and parenting
If you rely on your morning cup of joe (or two) to get up and get going in the morning, you’re not alone. While people from all walks of life can be crazy for caffeine, there seems to be something about raising kids that makes a penchant for a good cup of coffee (or latte, or espresso or iced macchiato—you get the picture) an inevitability.
And who can blame moms and dads for needing a boost throughout the day? Sometimes kids are just plain exhausting. If you have kids and can’t imagine facing the day without your java fix, these tweets about parenting and the need for coffee are sure to make you LOL.
Like this mom knows that coffee is essential for proper morning functioning:
I didn't have time to have my coffee before drop off this morning. Anyway. Hopefully I brought them to the right school.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 22, 2016
Or this mom knows that having kids certainly changes you:
Before kids: "Oh I don't drink coffee"
1 kid: "I'll have one cup, lots of cream & sugar"
2 kids: "THE WHOLE POT BLACK YES I KNOW IT'S HOT"
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) June 16, 2016
The ability to down your cup before it goes cold seems to be a recurring problem:
I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a coffee mug. Hoping to drink it before it's cold.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) August 1, 2016
I've been on a trip and really miss my kids…wait this coffee tastes weird. It's like all hot and stuff.
— Beau Coffron (@lunchboxdad) January 25, 2016
I'm just saying if they can make hot coffee taste good and iced coffee taste good, they can do more with lukewarm coffee.
— Kelcey Kintner (@mamabirddiaries) September 6, 2016
Or this mom that knows that snagging the last cup of coffee can be a religious experience:
I may not be religious, but when I shake the kuerig carafe and theres still coffee left i think, "there is a god and he is good" #parenting
— wear a mask 😷 blm🌹🌈👩👧👦🏡 (@emc2ct) September 30, 2017
When even your kids pick up on your undying love for caffeine:
*hears strange noise and the words "make coffee" from the kitchen*
3yo is now drinking uncooked rice from a French press#ToddlerLife
— FirstDraftMom (@PeachyParenting) September 27, 2017
When babies seem to have a sixth sense about when you’re about to relax:
Just sat down with a cup of coffee and my book. Cue baby crying.#parenting
— Chelsea (@skeptic_mama) September 27, 2017
This dad who realizes that sugar may have caffeine beat:
I'm gonna stop drinking coffee and switch to Caprisun so I can have the energy my kids have. #dadlife #theitdad #parenting
— George Teh (@MrGeorgeTeh) September 20, 2017
Parents know that coffee is sometimes is just plain necessary for survival:
https://twitter.com/MartinBekerman/status/905617760679583744
You’re gonna need a bigger mug:
middle age moms on facebook: “when i say i’m having only one cup of coffee😂😂😂” pic.twitter.com/b34BkhfXrS
— n8hn (@frozenstove) September 20, 2017
Even fur moms need a coffee break:
https://twitter.com/jaclyncantu/status/914139472090079232
The Force Is Strong With This Coffee
Your cup of joe will always be there for you no matter what:
Hang in there, parenting gets easier…well maybe it doesn’t but, hey, at least you have coffee#ParentingMoments #MommyBlogger #CuteOnesie pic.twitter.com/gYPoneCL6l
— briscobaby (@CuteOnesie) October 2, 2017
When you pass on your passion for caffeine to the next generation:
Taught my daughter how to make me coffee. 🙌😍#parenting #Training #loveher
— Grace Hammer (@GraceEHammer) September 17, 2017
This parenting hack that turns your mug into a decoy:
#parenting #tip hide any edible treats in a mug! They just assume it's coffee 😁 pic.twitter.com/madQICvW4E
— louise (@LouHugs13) September 17, 2017
No matter what, the answer is always coffee:
It works!
You can answer every question of your kids with
"I need coffee!" #momlife #love #coffee #kids #parenting #magic #tryit #kids pic.twitter.com/PW2hz3p7kk
— InsanityWithKids (@Insanity_w_Kids) September 15, 2017
This mom who knows that a deep affinity for her favorite drink is hereditary:
https://twitter.com/DebiRuhl/status/906896739457626113
Once you have kids, your morning cup (and everything else) will never be the same:
If you like finding broccoli in your lukewarm #coffee then being a Mom might be for you! #momlife #parenting #dadlife #surprise #damnkids
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) September 8, 2017
In parenting, you often have to make tough decisions:
Mum life- choosing coffee over an actual nap 🤣🤣🤣 ☕️ #parenting #morning
— Kristiana (@krissyionu) September 8, 2017
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