Roses are red, violets are blue. I love beef jerky, how about you?
You can now woo your Valentine with the sweet, sweet taste of beef jerky. But not just any plain old beef jerky in a bag — beef jerky roses! So, if you were looking for a unique gift that really sums up your affection for the meat-loving main squeeze in your life, look no further. Because nothing says “I love you” quite like cured meat.
These meat flowers are marketed as “broquets,” because sometimes men need to gift their bromance partners on Valentine’s Day, too. But, if you ask me, this is a great gift for anyone and everyone (provided they aren’t a vegetarian, of course). I’d personally love to receive jerky on the big day of love, that’s for sure. So, honey, if you’re reading this …
These “flowers” are available for purchase online, but you must know that they’re not going to get delivered and be all set up for you out of the box. You’ve got to put in a little bit of work to get the display just right.
See, these will be mailed to you in airtight packaging, along with a beer glass (you get to choose between a pint glass or a mug), and then arranging them is entirely up to you. Put them in the beer glass. Put them in a vase. There’s no wrong way to display these tasty treats!
You can find these delicious arrangements online from Say It With Beef. There are three options, depending on what type of flower your Valentine may love most. You can send Beef Jerky Roses, Beef Jerky Daisies or Beef Jerky Calla Lilies. Each one is $53. The bouquets are made up of 100% high-quality beef jerky and are, as the company puts it, “the perfect way to say anything to any carnivore.”
Once you’ve chosen which type of “flower” to send, it’s time to choose the flavor of the bouquet. This is where knowing your partner really comes in handy! Customers can pick from one of three flavors: original, teriyaki or peppered. Or better yet, you can also opt for a mixture of all three!
If you find that your chosen meat bouquet is out of stock for Valentine’s Day, you can always order one for an anniversary or any other special occasion when the demand isn’t so hot. I have a feeling that this gift will be remembered for a long time no matter when you decide to give it.