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Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, so it’s time to start thinking about what to gift your sweetheart. Stuffed animals are often a popular choice, but instead of another teddy bear this year, consider giving your Valentine this adorable plush sloth. It’s holding a sign that reads, “Damn Shawty You Fine.”
It’s the perfect way to tell your lover just how attractive you find them, and it’s available on Amazon for $23.95. It’s also eligible for Prime shipping, so you have plenty of time to get it before the holiday.
“Sloths travel [at] a speed of three feet per minute, but this Valentine Sloth will have you speeding toward your shawty’s heart!” reads the product description.
It also notes that it’s ideal for long-distance relationships since it won’t break when shipped. Plus, whenever your sweetheart misses you, all they have to do is give the sloth a squeeze.
Sloths have kind of been having a moment in recent years, and with good reason — these slow-moving mammals are super cute. Dax Shepard surprised his wife, Kristen Bell, with a visit from a sloth and she had a total meltdown at the mere prospect of the adorableness.
If you know someone who is equally into sloths, this cuddly stuffed animal is not the only sloth-centric gift option out there. This vibrating sloth reading pillow is great for the sloth-lover who’s also a bookworm.
And how cozy are these sloth heated slippers? Instagrammer @smokonow posted a photo, and they even have little sloth arms:
If dreary winter days are too much, look ahead to the summer and make a splash with this adorable sloth pool float. You can snag one on Amazon for just $11.47. It’s perfect for lazy pool days (when they arrive).
The Warmies Microwavable French Lavender Scented Plush Sloth is more than just a cuddly toy. The heat and lavender scent provide comfort and warmth, making it ideal for soothing anxiety or easing aches and pains. Get it on Amazon for $21.
So, who’s ready to snuggle a sloth?