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You Can Now Buy A Ranch Dressing Fountain From Hidden Valley

Pass along to all the ranch lovers in your life!

2. Modified coozies to keep your ranch (not your beer) cold.

3. A phone case that shouts your love of the creamy dressing to the world.

4. A Bedazzeled bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch, for that person who has everything.

The ranch fountain itself isn’t even that expensive—coming in at an even $100—when you consider the hours of pleasure it will bring to your life. The purchase also includes a year’s worth of Hidden Valley Original Ranch. That’s 12 36-ounce bottles of dressing—but who’s to say it has to last you the entire year? We’re not judging…

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Now go forth and dip those celery sticks!