You Can Now Buy A Cat Butt Tissue Dispenser

For the cat lover in your life!

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Spring is here, which means lots of sneezing and sniffles for those of us who suffer from seasonal allergies, especially if you spend a lot of time outdoors. But allergy season doesn’t have to get you down in the dumps. At least not when you reach for a tissue from this adorably hilarious tissue holder.

This hilarious novelty tissue holder is perfect for all the animal lovers out there. Not only will it help you with your all your allergy-driven, nose-blowing needs, but it’s basically guaranteed to put a smile on your face every time you see it.

You can find this resin cat-butt tissue holder on Amazon for $34.94. The 12-inch long tissue holder is built for a standard square size tissue box, and you can choose from a tuxedo or tabby kitty.

(Fun fact: Did you know that only about 20% of tabby cats are female? That means your tabby cat-butt tissue holder will probably prefer to be called “sir,” not “ma’am.”)


And here’s a look at the tuxedo cat version, if you prefer that breed:



Not a cat lover? Well, first of all, you should probably see a doctor about that, but second of all, you can still enjoy a novelty tissue holder all the same. Why not try this dog butt tissue holder?

It costs $21.97 on Amazon and fits a standard-size tissue box. How perfect would this be for your bathroom at home or desk at work? In addition to ensuring that everyone keeps it hygienic, it’s also an ice-breaker.

When tissues are this fun, even kids won’t complain about using a tissue instead of their sleeve.


Looking for a more modern, colorful version? This green tissue or toilet paper holder currently retails for $14.99 plus shipping.


You can also install it on a wall, as seen below:


If you love dogs, there’s also this doggie face tissue holder. It retails from $9.79-$14.79 and is made from safe and non-toxic wheat materials.


This particular also comes in various colors, including blue, white, pink and green. So you can pick your favorite or whichever best matches your decor!


Or, maybe you like your home decor to be more elegant. In that case, dress up your tissue box with this tissue holder that looks like a stack of antique books.

You can find it on Amazon for just $22.99. You will never have to worry about your tissue boxes clashing with your home decor ever again.


Here’s a slightly different take on the antique book theme, which costs $39.99 on Amazon. 



If you want to add a more fun, colorful twist to your home, you can also go for this tissue holder shaped like a Rubik’s cube. Fans of “The Big Bang Theory” may find it familiar, as Leonard and Sheldon had one in their living room for many seasons.

So if you’re a diehard fan of the show or just want to add a pop of color to your house, this may be the right tissue holder for you. The product can be found for $26.95 on Amazon.



Or why not go vintage or use one of those crocheted tissue box holders like Granny used to have? Yes, they’re still around, but if you can’t crochet yourself, you can head over to Etsy store Ropedeco to find one.

Etsy, Ropedeco

And if you really want to combat those allergies, consider investing in an air purifier for your home. They come in a range of price points and sizes these days, and can help keep allergens at bay.