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There’s A Purse That Secretly Holds Two Bottles Of Wine

Dreams do come true.

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Just when you think humanity has hit its glass ceiling with the invention of the all-edges brownie pan, a new invention comes out and it’s abundantly clear why we haven’t already all been wiped off of Earth.

There’s a tote that secretly holds not one, but TWO bottles of wine. Women and purse enthusiasts everywhere (male or female, for the sake of equality), you are welcome.

This Beach Tote is the answer to almost everything.

Stuck at a four-hour Little League game? Beach Bag Wine Tote. Choir recital featuring the music of Enya? Beach Bag Wine Tote. Extended trip with the in-laws? Beach. Bag. Wine. Tote.

The bag comes in four striped colors (blue, red, turquoise and USA-stripes), so pick whichever one suits your style!

You can either plug in a boxed wine bag or use the included 1.5L dispensing bag if Franzia isn’t your drink of choice. The pouch is also insulated to help keep your drink cold!

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The dispensing bag is hand-wash only and the inside pocket where it’s stored can be wiped clean with a damp cloth.

While there aren’t many details about what the actual purse is like, it’s relatively roomy and appears to have a few internal side pockets. According to the description, the bag measures 17 in x 6 in x 13 in.

The best part is the price. At only $39.95, you can get one for yourself, your mom, your sister and each of your best friends!

One reviewer said, “The bag is beautiful and very high quality! I love the separate compartment for the wine so I still have room for other things! There is also enough room in the compartment for a bottle and a half of wine plus an ice pack to keep it all cool for a full day at the beach. A great find. Would buy again!” I think we’re all in agreement when we say: Do it.

You can also buy a set of three replacement wine bags for just $17.99, so you can reuse this bag to your heart’s content. Ice packs are also sold separately as well.

The tote was designed by PortoVino. If you’re not a fan of wine, you can get clever and use it to store and dispense Bloody Marys or margaritas. There’s also room for your wallet, phone, towel and travel cups.

Here’s the PortoVino Wine Purse in action:

Other Wine Purses

Due to the popularity of this bag, we scoured the internet and found a few other purses that hold wine.

Insulated Conceal Wine Tote With Disposable Wine Baggie:

This tote comes in seven awesome colors and sells for $45.

Kenley Wine Purse Tote Bag With Hidden Dispenser:

This wine purse is insulated and has a hidden spout for discrete pouring. Get it on Amazon for $25.99.

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