Emoji Pool Floats Are Basically The Best Things Ever

Move over swan float, there’s a new and cooler way to lounge in the pool for summer 2016.

If you’re pretty much only using the sunglasses smiley face emoji all summer long, I feel you, and this pool float manufacturer does, too. They’ve come up with a way for you to take your emoji game and your poolside chilling game to the next level, all at the same time.

Enter: emoji pool floats. These are basically the best inventions ever, if you ask me. Who wouldn’t want to float around on a flame or “100” emoji IRL if given the option?

Shop these pool floats now because they’re basically the only things you’re going to want to be found lying around on this summer. If you need me, I’ll just be longing on my sunglasses emoji. Thanks!

1. Giant Fire Emoji Pool Float

It’s going to be a hot one.

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Giant Fire Emoji Pool Float, $49.95, Thrice

2. Eggplant Emoji Pool Float

Is this the best way to lounge or what? It’s over 7 feet long, so you can fully recline.

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Giant Eggplant Lounge Float, $49.95, Thrice

3. 100 Emoji Pool Float

Now, here’s how you keep it 100 all summer long.

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Giant 100 Emoji Pool Float, $39.95, Thrice

4. Giant Sunglass Face Emoji Pool Float

Sunnies and days spent by the pool are a must.

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Giant Sunglass Face Emoji Pool Float, $39.95, Thrice

5. Giant Poop Emoji Pool Float

After all, it wouldn’t be a collection of emoji pool floats without this one, would it?

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Giant Poop Emoji Pool Float, $49.95, Thrice

Like I said, you know where to find me.

[h/t: PopSugar]

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