You Know You’re A Mom When…
Your Modern Family recently created this hilarious list capturing the best and worst of being a mom:
We laughed out loud, and then added to the fun.
You know you’re a mom when…
- You get compliments when you brush your hair.
- You think everyone is jealous of your minivan.
- You heat up your coffee three times before finally giving up and chugging it cold.
- You use baby wipes to clean EVERYTHING.
- You didn’t know your laundry hamper had a bottom.
- You spend 10 minutes looking for the child you are holding in your arms.
- You are hauling no less than 25 bags every time you leave the house.
- You are in the swimming pool. Actually in it, not sitting in a lounger nearby, sipping and reading… aw memories.
- You can name every character in Mickey’s Clubhouse, but not one U.S. Senator.
- You think of Target as your mommy support group, not a store.
- You consider stepping on a LEGO your penance for yelling.
- You refer to yourself in the third person at inappropriate places. “Yes, mommy would like a glass of your finest chardonnay.”
- Your biggest fear of jumping on a trampoline is no longer broken bones but peeing a little.
- Your purse is so large it doesn’t meet TSA carry-on standards.
- You reach into that purse and feel something wet and sticky, and just pray it isn’t poop.
- You can’t remember what you did this morning, yet know every word of every song on the “Frozen” soundtrack.
- You have “Lucy’s Mom” as a contact in your phone.
- You consider goldfish and applesauce pouches a balanced meal.
We could go on (and on and on), but what can you add to the list?